When you're a car enthusiast but also passionate about woodworking. ๐ฒ๐
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Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA ๐๐๐
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When you see the train drifting but your stop is next ๐
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Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
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Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. ๐คฃ
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Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐
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When you want everyone to know ๐๐จ๐
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God: *smites a city*
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple*
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐ค
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When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Two heads are better than one.๐ค
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"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
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This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโt worry, it doesnโt display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation