When you're a car enthusiast but also passionate about woodworking. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿš—
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Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
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When you see the train drifting but your stop is next ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
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Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. ๐Ÿคฃ
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Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you want everyone to know ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
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God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
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When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
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"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
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This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
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