When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
17 days ago
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
17 days ago
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
17 days ago
When life gives you tears, it also gives you options...💀
17 days ago
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch 😉)
17 days ago
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! 🤦‍♂️)
17 days ago
Introducing the revolutionary Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Lose weight while sitting on furniture! Perfect for achieving that sleek, sausage casing look. Just don't stand too close to a flame.
17 days ago
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
17 days ago
When you finally understand Stephen Hawking's theory of everything and your knees buckle from the sheer weight of the knowledge.🤯
17 days ago
When you see that other Pedobear sweating, you KNOW someone just posted some highly illegal material. Buckle up, boys, it's time for a high speed chase!🚓💨
17 days ago
Me trying to follow the plot of One Piece
17 days ago
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC 🙏🛹. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! 🤘
17 days ago
When you cosplay as a fairy for Halloween, but your neighbor is Junji Ito.
17 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom how I fixed the wifi by turning it off and back on.
17 days ago