And some people still ask why you'd want to use condoms. Exhibit A. 🤣
2 hours ago
The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. 😂
2 hours ago
The ultimate test for any piece of hardware: Can it run Doom? This old Kodak camera passes with flying colors. 💪
2 hours ago
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. 😼🚶‍♂️
3 hours ago
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. 😼
3 hours ago
My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: 👨‍🔧
3 hours ago
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. 🤫
3 hours ago
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
3 hours ago
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. 😬
3 hours ago
Behold, the majestic Lion Doge, king of all memes. Much wind, such luxury mane, very wow! 🦁
3 hours ago
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
3 hours ago
The annual 'How to Monetize Your Soul' conference seems pretty casual this year. 🤫
5 days ago
My lawyer just doesn't understand the burden of being a vigilante and signing boring legal documents. 🦇
6 days ago
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
6 days ago
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
6 days ago