Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. 🚀
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. ๐Ÿš€
1 day ago
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When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. 😂
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
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When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. 🍔
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. ๐Ÿ”
1 day ago
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When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. 🚒🚂
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‚
1 day ago
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She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. 🙏
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. ๐Ÿ™
1 day ago
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The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 days ago
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Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 days ago
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This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. 💥
This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 days ago
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Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! 👠➡️👟
Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! ๐Ÿ‘ โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
2 days ago
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When you ask your roommate to wash the dishes, but they take it a little too literally with the electronics. RIP laptop. 💀
When you ask your roommate to wash the dishes, but they take it a little too literally with the electronics. RIP laptop. ๐Ÿ’€
2 days ago
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Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
2 days ago
15
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
3 days ago
13
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? 😂
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
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The internal monologue of a woke activist trying to reconcile their talking points. 🧠💥
The internal monologue of a woke activist trying to reconcile their talking points. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ
4 days ago
14
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
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