The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
8 hours ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise 😂
23 hours ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
23 hours ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
1 day ago
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
1 day ago
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy 😂🔍
2 days ago
Two heads are better than one.🤔
13 days ago
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome 😂
15 days ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU 😂
15 days ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
18 days ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
18 days ago