Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
5 days ago
Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚. From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!" This is one wild ride! ๐ŸŽข
5 days ago
When you're on the moon and realize you forgot your keys...inside the Earth. ๐ŸŒŽ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜…
5 days ago
Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* ๐Ÿ˜ญ Me: *gets sent to my room now* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
5 days ago
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
5 days ago
Twilight really went there ๐Ÿ’€
5 days ago
When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background. ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ’ฅ
5 days ago
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
5 days ago
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period ๐Ÿฉธ
5 days ago
Turkeys watching TV and getting ready for Thanksgiving like: ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿคค Pigs saving money for the holidays be like: ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿฅน
5 days ago
Me trying to squeeze into any parking spot, and still end up looking like I hit 3 cars on the way in.
5 days ago
POV: Youโ€™re enjoying the view of Calgary after your trip to Everest without an oxygen tank.
5 days ago
Nailed it!๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just kidding, I completely messed up my DIY project. At least I have a funny story to tell.๐Ÿค•
5 days ago
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
5 days ago
When your teammate throws a grenade into your spawn and yells, "Oops, my bad!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
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