Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: 🖖
5 months ago
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X 😂. Because it's right next to Pornhub 😏
5 months ago
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality 😂
5 months ago
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. 🎉
5 months ago
Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. 🚽
5 months ago
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
5 months ago
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱 Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
5 months ago
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
5 months ago
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
5 months ago
When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
5 months ago
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet 🤕
5 months ago
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂
5 months ago
Genders then vs now 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to convince Spotify that playing the same 10 songs isn't shuffling 😂
5 months ago
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
5 months ago