Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: 🥛
5 months ago
When you're so rich, money is just another piece of 💩
5 months ago
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying 😂
5 months ago
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: 🤔 "Is this a standard feature?" 😂
5 months ago
When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
5 months ago
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand 😂
5 months ago
When you finally get that corner office, but decide to really make it your own. 💅
5 months ago
Choose your fighter: Pussy or Spartan? 😂
5 months ago
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.🥵
5 months ago
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
5 months ago
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
5 months ago
When you try to show off your football skills but gravity has other plans 😂⚽️
5 months ago
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
5 months ago
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
5 months ago