Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
21 days ago
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
21 days ago
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
21 days ago
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
21 days ago
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
21 days ago
When you and your pet see the food coming 😂
21 days ago
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' 🤷‍♂️
21 days ago
When your boyfriend thinks babies drink period blood 💀
21 days ago
When the clearance price is higher than the original price 😂. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.😈
21 days ago
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
21 days ago
When you underestimate your opponent and they turn out to be a tiny apex predator 😂😼
21 days ago
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
21 days ago
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. 😂
21 days ago