When you're more interested in the epic miniature battle unfolding than anything else. Priorities, people! (Unless those are Tau, in which case, EXTERMINATUS!)
21 days ago
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
21 days ago
When buying 2 Innocent Kids Smoothies is more expensive than buying one by one 🤔
21 days ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
21 days ago
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
21 days ago
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! 😂
21 days ago
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper 💀
21 days ago
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻
21 days ago
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
21 days ago
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
21 days ago
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
21 days ago
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
21 days ago