When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. 😂
21 days ago
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out how to use a Wii for the first time 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that my life isn't that bad after all 🤔
21 days ago
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. 🏎️💨
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
21 days ago
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection 😂 #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
21 days ago
When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...😬
21 days ago
Me judging people based on their iPod color choice in 2008 😂
21 days ago
When you accidentally start a famine but the memes are fire 😂
21 days ago
iDare you to find a more purrfect use for this vintage iMac 😹
21 days ago
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me 💅'
21 days ago
When you're a wrestling fan, but also have a sweet tooth 🍰🤼‍♂️😂 This cake is ready to rumble! #WrestlingCake #SweetVictory
21 days ago