When you try to cross the double yellow lines but forget you are not a car. ⚠️
21 days ago
When you're a millennial mom trying to keep up with the latest trends while taking your baby for a stroll 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to fit my entire schedule into one weekend 😂
21 days ago
When you order a fighter jet online and it arrives partially assembled.
21 days ago
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie 😂
21 days ago
I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? 🤔
21 days ago
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
21 days ago
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless 😂
21 days ago
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? 🤔 Is it pure Italian magic? 🇮🇹
21 days ago
When you're so emo, you put the 'rouge' in 'refuge' 😂
21 days ago
When you're so emo, even your hair has commitment issues.
21 days ago
When the biology test says to sketch a human body and label the glands 😂
21 days ago
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power 😂
21 days ago
When you think IQ has never been lower and then you see the 'religion importance' chart. 📉
21 days ago