Jennifer Aniston: Could I BE any higher?
1 day ago
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
2 days ago
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
3 days ago
POV: You are high on catnip.
5 days ago