Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
1 day ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
2 days ago
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
4 days ago
Finally, a soup that understands me.
5 days ago
When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐Ÿถ
5 days ago
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
When the family reunion gets a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿธ #ThrowbackChaos
19 days ago
When you pray...then relaaay ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
20 days ago
Navigating aisles with wisdom and spirits ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฎ
21 days ago