Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 hours ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
8 hours ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 hours ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
8 hours ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
22 hours ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
22 hours ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
23 hours ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 hours ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
23 hours ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 day ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
2 days ago
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
2 days ago
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
4 days ago
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
4 days ago