When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 😂
5 days ago
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! 😂"
5 days ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle 😂
14 days ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
15 days ago
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
16 days ago
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC 🙏🛹. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! 🤘
20 days ago
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. 😬
20 days ago
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum 😂
20 days ago
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
20 days ago
When religion takes a page from Fight Club 🤫✝️🥊
21 days ago