When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
5 days ago
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐Ÿ˜…).
5 days ago
Well, well, wellโ€ฆwhat do we have here? ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
When you take your job at Burning Man a little *too* seriously. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BurningMan #DrugDisposalTechnician
5 days ago
When your dog has more game than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doglife #unexpected
5 days ago
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
A hilarious timeline of porn, from cave paintings to robots. Now that's what I call progress! ๐Ÿ˜‚
14 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that the bright light outside isn't a nuke so I can keep playing video games ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
Me trying to ignore my responsibilities so I can keep playing video games ๐Ÿ˜‚
15 days ago
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
15 days ago
Dad: "I wish I had the internet in my day..." Me: (inner thoughts) EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
When your first attempt at face painting goes hilariously wrong! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽจ
19 days ago
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค‘
20 days ago
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ
20 days ago
When you're solving world issues but still keepin' it cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ผ
20 days ago