When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
2 days ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
2 days ago
Just another day in the Mystery Machine ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ScoobyDoo #VelmaDinkley
2 days ago
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
2 days ago
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
2 days ago
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?๐Ÿฆ‡
3 days ago
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโ€™t showered in 3 days
3 days ago
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Me explaining to my physics teacher how I made infinite energy using my 6 and 9 weights. ๐Ÿค‘
3 days ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
3 days ago
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
5 days ago