When she says โtwo checks pleaseโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
1 day ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
2 days ago
When the elements summon their champion...and the champion is lit ๐ฅ
2 days ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
2 days ago
When Windows decides to update at the worst possible moment ๐ฉ๐ #WindowsProblems #TechFail
3 days ago
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐ญ๐คฌ
5 days ago
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐ฌ
5 days ago
Michael Jackson's last words: "At least I'm not a..."
5 days ago
Waking up after a night out and realizing you're not at home...but in a Saw trap! ๐ฑ #HangoverHorror #SawMemes
15 days ago
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐คฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐
16 days ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.๐ฝ
20 days ago
When you finally understand Stephen Hawking's theory of everything and your knees buckle from the sheer weight of the knowledge.๐คฏ
20 days ago
When your squad is down to the last two brain cells and they're both fighting for third place. ๐
20 days ago
When 'sexy time' turns into a poker game of emotions ๐๐
21 days ago
When your comebacks are straight outta meme-land ๐๐ฑ