This children's book is lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐Ÿ’ฆ It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
3 days ago
When you're just here to enjoy the view and the kid drops a mystery bomb ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
3 days ago
When dad's 'basketball genius' plan doesn't quite slam dunk ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ€
3 days ago
Dad's secret ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช: Natural gains, legendary means! ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŽ
3 days ago
When you learn raffles can't always pay the bills ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ก
4 days ago
When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿค–
4 days ago
When โ€˜spreading the wordโ€™ gets a little too personal ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“š
5 days ago
When you're named '#1 Dad' but accidentally walk in on your daughter's 'private time'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
16 days ago
When 'Back to School' gets a little too sharp! ๐ŸŽโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
20 days ago
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
20 days ago
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐Ÿค˜
20 days ago
When the family dinner takes an unexpected turn! ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When your supportive nature crosses into 'tiger-ly' awkward territory ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When dad knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
21 days ago