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Philosoraptor memes
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
8 hours ago
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
8 hours ago
The first man to milk a cow: 🤔 So anyway, I started squeezing...
8 hours ago
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴☠️
1 day ago
If ass wins. Why even ask?
1 day ago
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension 🤔
1 day ago
🦖 Philosophraptor strikes again with life’s big questions! 😂🌳
2 days ago
If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
4 days ago
🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
4 days ago
When high-altitude 'philosophy' takes flight 😂✈️
20 days ago
When words have *drive* 😂🦖
20 days ago