Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
22 hours ago
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
22 hours ago
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event 🍹🤦‍♀️
2 days ago
When your coffee preference says more than words ever could! ☕️😅
3 days ago
When cultural appropriation goes too far 😂
4 days ago
Nikki: We shouldn’t eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?! Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
4 days ago
When your sense of humor is darker than my grandma's burnt toast 💀
4 days ago
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
4 days ago
When your dog has more game than you 😂 #doglife #unexpected
4 days ago
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
15 days ago
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! 🚀😂
18 days ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
18 days ago
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
18 days ago
Mood: Unbothered and wearing it 😎
20 days ago
When babysitting turns into life's unexpected plot twist 😂
20 days ago