Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
2 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
3 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
3 days ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. 🇺🇸🥇
3 days ago
Me exercising my right to bear arms 💪🇺🇸
3 days ago
🇺🇸 Fast Food Frenzy vs. 🇪🇺 Fine Dining Duel 🌭🍷
5 days ago
When your drama is their popcorn moment 🍿😂
5 days ago
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
6 days ago
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
6 days ago
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
16 days ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
16 days ago
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
17 days ago
🌀 When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs 📜
20 days ago
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
20 days ago
Europeans enjoying a picnic and some wine while watching their soldiers march. Americans crying while thinking about where they are going to spend their next paycheck: "Burger King it is!"
21 days ago