When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 day ago
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
1 day ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 days ago
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ
2 days ago
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐Ÿ˜
2 days ago
If ass wins. Why even ask?
3 days ago
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
5 days ago
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
16 days ago
When you find out your arranged marriage is actually a good thing ๐Ÿ˜
20 days ago
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
20 days ago
When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...๐Ÿ˜ฌ
20 days ago