She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷♂️
15 days ago
When it's Friday and your Bois say it's beer o'clock but the boss is still around 🤫🍻
15 days ago
When you pray...then relaaay 🍻🙏 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
20 days ago
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻