When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐
8 hours ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
8 hours ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโฆand me in business. ๐๐"
22 hours ago
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ๏ธ
22 hours ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐ฌโ๏ธ
22 hours ago
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐ช
23 hours ago
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐
23 hours ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐
23 hours ago
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
23 hours ago
Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 day ago
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
1 day ago
When your math homework says "show your work":
1 day ago
When your friend gives you terrible life advice ๐
1 day ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.