When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐
1 day ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 day ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโฆand me in business. ๐๐"
2 days ago
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ๏ธ
2 days ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐ฌโ๏ธ
2 days ago
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐ช
2 days ago
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐
2 days ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐
2 days ago
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
2 days ago
Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
2 days ago
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐
2 days ago
When your math homework says "show your work":
2 days ago
When your friend gives you terrible life advice ๐
3 days ago
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.