Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
2 days ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
3 days ago
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
3 days ago
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
๐Ÿพ When you start the night thinking you're the life of the party, but end up making lifelong memories with porcelain friends ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
22 days ago