greentext memes
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Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
13 days ago
My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. 🇬🇧
2 months ago
Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... 😬🌎
3 months ago
Sony really wanted to make sure they won the console war this time... by any means necessary. ☢️
3 months ago
When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter 😂
5 months ago
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
5 months ago
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place 😂
6 months ago
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
6 months ago
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
7 months ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
7 months ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
7 months ago
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
7 months ago
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
7 months ago
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
7 months ago