Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 day ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 day ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
2 days ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 days ago
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
3 days ago
When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3 days ago
When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
5 days ago
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
5 days ago
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
5 days ago
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
20 days ago
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›น. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! ๐Ÿค˜
20 days ago
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
20 days ago
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago