Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
๐Ÿฆ– When your hoodie game is as fierce as a T-Rex! #RoarPower
3 days ago
Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* ๐Ÿ˜ญ Me: *gets sent to my room now* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
5 days ago
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
16 days ago
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜…
19 days ago
When Grandma's 'snack' is a meal and a half! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When 'Yo Mama' jokes have you spitting drinks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
21 days ago
When you see Santa and all your holiday dreams come true! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ‰
21 days ago
When you are multitasking like a pro ๐Ÿ˜Ž Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
21 days ago
When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜‚ #ParentingWin
21 days ago
When you 'fail' in categories you never knew you were graded on! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
21 days ago
When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆท
21 days ago