One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
3 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
3 days ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂 It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
3 days ago
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
3 days ago
When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend 🏠💥 'Nothing to see here, folks!' 🚫🔬
4 days ago
When the CCTV dreams of becoming Wall-E 🤖📷
20 days ago