Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. 😂
1 day ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
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When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
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Breaking: Scientists discover the only true consequence of legalizing gay marriage: gay people getting married! 💍💒🎉
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My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
1 day ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... 😬😂
1 day ago
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
1 day ago
From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.🐻😂
1 day ago
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. 🤬
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Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
2 days ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
2 days ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
2 days ago
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
2 days ago
TSA: This is for your freedom.
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
2 days ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?