Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool 👽
5 days ago
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
5 days ago
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
20 days ago
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽