crime memes
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! ☀️
2 days ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. 🇺🇸🥇
2 days ago
When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... 🕵️♂️🖼️ #Framed
4 days ago
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly 🤦♂️🍳
5 days ago
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
16 days ago
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
16 days ago
🔍 When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... 😬
21 days ago
👶 When your job takes 'night shift' to a whole new level! 🚨💀
21 days ago